love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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