If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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