I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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