I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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