Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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