i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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