she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
honey bunches of taint.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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