So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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