i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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