I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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