At least make sure they are 18
Why
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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