You really coming over, don't trick.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
tequila makes me forget i have legs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
