Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
now i know why i became what i already was.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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