you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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