your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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