Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I love you.
Bad choice
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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