Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She bit a glass in half.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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