Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
