So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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