Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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