When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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