Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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