why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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