Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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