some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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