It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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