There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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