Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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