if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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