Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Actions speak louder than pants.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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