If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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