Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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