i just google imaged poop.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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