Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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