It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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