Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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