when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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