actually, I'm a sock model
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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