Sry I called you an 8
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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