NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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