do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Acid is not a monday night drug
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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