So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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