Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I smell like Dick and happiness
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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