Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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