My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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