Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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