So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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