One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
