we have officially lost it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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