Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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